1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,880 - We've got company. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:10,440 (ALARMS BLARE) 3 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,440 - Party's over. 4 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,760 - Sorry. - What for? 5 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,760 - I hit a guy. 6 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:25,079 The party's over. - I literally just said that. 7 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,080 - Yeah, and I thought it was cool. 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:29,080 - (SIGHS) 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,040 (ALARMS BLARE) 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 - Oi! Stop right there! 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,960 Oi! 12 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,000 - Get the jeep! 13 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,240 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 14 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,080 Look out! 15 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,319 - Get in! 16 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,640 - It's locked! 17 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,080 (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) 18 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,400 (DRAMATIC, MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 19 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:38,680 - Pull him in! 20 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,680 - I'm trying. His body is all slippery. 21 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,080 - Pull him in! 22 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:46,440 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 23 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:51,320 - They're getting closer. - I think I have a plan. 24 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,160 - I think it just might be crazy enough to work. 25 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:54,680 - I haven't said the plan yet. 26 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:59,040 - Yeah, I'm just predicting that the plan is gonna be good, but also crazy. 27 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,040 - I guess. Thank you for having faith in the plan. 28 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,960 - I would like to hear the plan before I share my opinion on the plan. 29 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,760 - Grab that can of paint from the boot. 30 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,360 We're gonna get this thing driving itself. 31 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,440 - The plan was good. - The plan was good. 32 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,040 We better get moving, though. 33 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,040 The car's gonna crash out at the end of this road. 34 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,880 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 35 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:50,639 - Where's Isabel? - Uh, she's gone to Auckland. 36 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,400 - Forever? - No, no, just for four days. 37 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,080 Here we go. Open the dossier. 38 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,240 Last night, Sue snapped some documents. 39 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,760 And one name kept coming up. 40 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:07,360 Jim Marshall. He's a politician. 41 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,919 Leader/only member of the Unite party. 42 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:12,520 Tomorrow morning, on the 10.30 train from Wellington to Auckland, 43 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,480 Jim Marshall is planning to meet Dennis Green. 44 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:15,960 Next photo. 45 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:19,160 As we know, Dennis is the head of the AIS, which stands for? 46 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,280 - Australian. 47 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:24,680 The A stands for Australian. - Australian Intelligence Service. 48 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,919 - Nice one, Sue. 49 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:27,919 Jim is a traitor. 50 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:32,280 He's agreed to sell Dennis classified New Zealand documents. 51 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,960 - Those documents are classified. 52 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,760 - We need to find out what those documents are. 53 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,680 - Whoa! 54 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,440 - Awesome. 55 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,840 - Why was it under the sheet? 56 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:47,600 - Just a little bit of showmanship. - I really like it. 57 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,520 - Now. There are six carriages on the train. 58 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Jim Marshall is travelling at the front of the train, in carriage one. 59 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,160 Dennis Green is travelling at the back of the train, carriage six. 60 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,960 At midday, they plan to meet in the dining car, carriage four. 61 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:02,200 You will be travelling in carriage three. 62 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,680 Upon departure, you'll convert the carriage into a fake dining carriage. 63 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:11,160 At midday, Dennis Green will move through to the real dining car. 64 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:15,200 At the same time, Jim Marshall will come back and hit carriage three. 65 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,560 - And think it's the real dining carriage. 66 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,600 - Exactly. 67 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:21,720 Where, Anderson, you will be waiting, pretending to be Dennis Green, 68 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,200 and you'll intercept the documents from Jim Marshall. 69 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:28,080 Simultaneously, Michael, you'll be disguised as Jim Marshall. 70 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:30,400 You'll make your way back to the real dining car, 71 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:33,440 meet the real Dennis Green and give him fake documents. 72 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,320 - What am I doing? 73 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:38,600 - You will be the waiter in the fake dining carriage. 74 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,200 - (SCOFFS) 75 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,839 Nah. 76 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,640 No, I do not accept. 77 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,200 - What? - What do you mean, what? 78 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,440 I always get the worst fricking jobs. 79 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:49,520 - Oh, here we go. 80 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:54,560 - In Queenstown, I was stuck in a frickin car all day while these two were frickin skiing 81 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,400 That's, like, so fun. 82 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:57,160 - It was fun. 83 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,920 - In Christchurch, I was just a straight up chef cooking spaghetti all day, 84 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,200 while these two are frickin winning medals and all that. 85 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,040 - Bronze. 86 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,000 - And now you're telling me these two muppets get to play high ranking diplomats 87 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:13,480 doing actual espionage while I'm a frickin waitress? 88 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:15,520 No, I do not accept. 89 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,560 Nah. 90 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,680 - I'll go and talk to her. You stay here. 91 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,920 Do not touch the train. 92 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:23,960 - Oh. 93 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,480 - Help yourself to a pistachio. 94 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:29,279 You don't eat the shell, Michael. 95 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:37,600 Maybe you can have a bit of fun with the character. 96 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,720 The backstory. A complex characterisation. 97 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,640 The thing is, Sue, they both kind of need to be men 98 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,640 because Jim and Dennis are both men. 99 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,600 So if you show up as Dennis, or Denise, 100 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:54,880 Jim's gonna be suspicious. 101 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,640 Please. 102 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,760 - Fine. 103 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:09,400 But just so you know, I am gonna have a lot of fun with this character. 104 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,360 - OK. 105 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,520 - Accent ― French. 106 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:13,680 - OK. 107 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,680 - Personality ― crazy. 108 00:06:15,839 --> 00:06:16,600 - Not a problem. 109 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,800 - She'll also have a very nice hat. 110 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,640 - OK, we'll get you a hat. - A nice one, though. 111 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:26,040 - Yeah, and I'll get you a really nice hat. 112 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,240 - OK. I'm in. 113 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:33,560 - What the hell? 114 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,360 You ate all the pistachios. 115 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,360 - You said we could. 116 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,760 - I said eat a pistachio, Anderson. 117 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,760 One pistachio. 118 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,800 Those are imported from Iran. 119 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,279 - They were really moreish. - I was gone for two minutes. 120 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,040 How did you even eat that many pistachios in two minutes? 121 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,560 - I love pistachios. 122 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,279 - Should we just get back to the mission? 123 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:54,880 - Um, yes. Um, intercepting the documents. 124 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,960 There is one problem with the plan. 125 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:00,640 We tried to book all the seats in carriage three, that fake dining carriage, 126 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,560 but three of them had already been booked. 127 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:04,200 - By who? 128 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,240 - What? 129 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,640 - OK, if you're not gonna go, we're going to need you to cooperate with us. 130 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,480 - We're spies. - We're not supposed to say that. 131 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,760 - These are not our regular clothes. - Shut up, Michael. 132 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:17,440 - Spies? - Not real spies. Are you real spies? 133 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,720 - Not so much yet. 134 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,600 - We are going to need you to play along with something. 135 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,760 A performance. - A performance? 136 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,040 - Yes. - Oh. 137 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:32,120 - In 80 minutes, a man will enter this carriage. When he opens the door, it's showtime. 138 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,480 - Oh, OK. 139 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,920 (POPPY FRENCH MUSIC) 140 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:55,720 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 141 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:07,253 - You ready? 142 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,053 - You've not given us any lines. 143 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,893 - You don't have to say anything. - Just be yourself and act natural. 144 00:08:11,893 --> 00:08:14,093 - I take acting classes. - That's perfect. 145 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:16,613 - We're not doing it unless we get lines. - And motivation. 146 00:08:16,613 --> 00:08:18,053 Like, what's my motivation? 147 00:08:18,053 --> 00:08:19,213 - No way. - I'm with them. 148 00:08:19,213 --> 00:08:19,813 - What? 149 00:08:19,813 --> 00:08:23,333 - As someone who was overlooked and is playing a waiter, I think they should get lines. 150 00:08:24,093 --> 00:08:26,893 - I perform better with catering. - Jesus Christ. 151 00:08:26,893 --> 00:08:29,413 - You have cheese and crackers right there. 152 00:08:29,413 --> 00:08:33,093 - Hot food. I think we need hot food. - Yeah, we need hot food. 153 00:08:33,093 --> 00:08:35,093 (TRAIN HORN WHISTLES) 154 00:08:36,413 --> 00:08:38,413 (TRAIN CHUGS) 155 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:49,733 (TENSE MUSIC) 156 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,613 - It's a dog-eat-dog world. 157 00:09:21,053 --> 00:09:23,053 - It's a doggy dog world. 158 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:25,453 - It's dog-eat-dog. 159 00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:27,453 - It's dog eat dog. 160 00:09:27,693 --> 00:09:29,093 - Yeah, that's what I said. 161 00:09:29,093 --> 00:09:30,573 - That's what I said. 162 00:09:30,573 --> 00:09:32,013 - Sounded like you said doggy dog. 163 00:09:32,013 --> 00:09:34,333 - It sounded like you said doggy dog. 164 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,933 - Well, I didn't. 165 00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:39,413 - OK, well, maybe start again. 166 00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:42,933 - OK. It's a dog eat dog world. 167 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,653 - It's a dog eat dog world. 168 00:09:46,813 --> 00:09:51,653 - Luckily, I like the taste of dog. 169 00:09:51,653 --> 00:09:52,693 - Good. 170 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,773 Jim Marshall. 171 00:09:53,773 --> 00:09:55,053 - Jim Marshall. 172 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,053 - Dennis Green. 173 00:09:57,693 --> 00:10:04,013 - Bonjour, monsieurs. Welcome to the, um, how you say, uh, restaurant. 174 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:07,093 Have you dined with us before? 175 00:10:07,093 --> 00:10:07,933 - No. - No. 176 00:10:07,933 --> 00:10:10,613 - First time? Well, that is fine. 177 00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:14,813 Do not worry, because all the meals are written out on his, uh... 178 00:10:15,773 --> 00:10:17,733 Oh, I just say an English paper. 179 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,333 - Menu's a French word. 180 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,373 - Mm, mm. 181 00:10:20,373 --> 00:10:22,813 - Um, what would you recommend? 182 00:10:22,813 --> 00:10:24,413 - But that's the question. 183 00:10:24,413 --> 00:10:26,533 Um, I personally love... 184 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:30,653 that one. 185 00:10:30,653 --> 00:10:32,653 - The side salad? 186 00:10:32,653 --> 00:10:34,773 - Oui. Oh, I love the side salad.. 187 00:10:34,773 --> 00:10:37,293 - I think we'll get the steak, rare. 188 00:10:37,293 --> 00:10:39,093 - Fantastic choice, sir. 189 00:10:39,093 --> 00:10:40,693 Uh, for you? 190 00:10:40,693 --> 00:10:42,653 - I'll have the chicken parmigiana. - Chicken. 191 00:10:42,653 --> 00:10:44,493 And would you like that rare as well? 192 00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:46,933 - Won't rare chicken make me sick? 193 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,533 - It 100% will. 194 00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:50,813 - Why would you want it rare, then? 195 00:10:50,813 --> 00:10:54,733 - I am from French, and so I― My English is not so good. 196 00:10:54,733 --> 00:11:00,293 So I will now, as you say, take those orders to the kitchen and put your orders in. 197 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,293 So, why thank you. 198 00:11:05,173 --> 00:11:07,693 - I highly recommend the leg of lamb. 199 00:11:07,693 --> 00:11:09,773 - We've already ordered. 200 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,333 - You don't do milkshakes, do you? 201 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,933 - No. Sorry. - That's OK. 202 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:21,333 Tap water is fine. 203 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:26,853 - OK, so that's one lobster risotto with a glass of red wine and one oodles of noodles with t 204 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:28,853 - But an adult sized oodles of noodles? 205 00:11:28,853 --> 00:11:32,933 - Yes, an adult size oodles of noodles. - Correct. 206 00:11:33,533 --> 00:11:35,013 - Thank you. 207 00:11:35,013 --> 00:11:36,493 - You're younger than I was expecting 208 00:11:36,493 --> 00:11:39,253 - Thank you. You're looking good as well. 209 00:11:39,253 --> 00:11:42,453 - You bring the documents? - Mm-hm. Big time. 210 00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:44,933 You bring the money? - 35,000. 211 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:47,773 - That's all it takes for a man to betray his country. 212 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,093 - It's a lot of money. 213 00:11:49,093 --> 00:11:51,093 (FAMILY COUGHS) 214 00:11:56,013 --> 00:11:58,253 WHISPERS: This train is weird. 215 00:11:58,253 --> 00:12:00,253 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 216 00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:04,773 - So that's one steak rare and one chicken parmesan well done. 217 00:12:04,773 --> 00:12:07,453 - Well done to you as well for getting my order right. 218 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,733 - OK, buddy. Good luck, sir. 219 00:12:18,213 --> 00:12:20,653 - What? - Bonjour. It is I, here with your meal. 220 00:12:20,653 --> 00:12:22,853 (CHILD HYPERVENTILATES) 221 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,773 - Danny? - What's wrong with him? 222 00:12:24,773 --> 00:12:26,733 - Oh my God. Oh my God. 223 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:31,533 - He's panicking. He's panicking because you told him he was a spy. 224 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,333 - I did not. 225 00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:33,653 FRENCH ACCENT: I did not do this. 226 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:37,693 - OK, we're gonna move through there, I reckon. - I told you, you must stay seated. 227 00:12:37,693 --> 00:12:41,373 - I like it in here. There's a bit of ambience. 228 00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:46,493 - Australia thanks you. 229 00:12:46,493 --> 00:12:48,973 - Don't mention it, Australia. 230 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:51,013 - See you tonight. - Absolutely. 231 00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:53,973 Wait. What is happening tonight? - Party. 232 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,253 That the Australian Beef Board is throwing. You RSVPed. 233 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:59,253 - I can't wait for the party tonight. 234 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:02,413 - Stay seated, please. 235 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,493 - This is crazy in here. We're gonna move through there. 236 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,773 - I cannot let you do this. I cannot let you do this. 237 00:13:06,773 --> 00:13:08,773 - Move! - Do not be rude. 238 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:12,813 - Oh my God, this man. This man is violent. 239 00:13:21,613 --> 00:13:23,613 - I said 'do not be rude.' 240 00:13:33,466 --> 00:13:35,906 - It's boring as hell out here. 241 00:13:35,906 --> 00:13:38,586 I just looked at the top secret documents we intercepted. 242 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:42,586 And it's just a list of every farm in New Zealand. 243 00:13:44,386 --> 00:13:46,786 - How's Jim? - Still out cold. 244 00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:50,946 - Good. Don't let him out of your sight. 245 00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:53,346 (FANCY MUSIC) 246 00:13:57,426 --> 00:14:01,546 Michael, you need to track down Dennis Green and find out what he wants with those documents. 247 00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:04,546 - Magnus is here. He knows what I look like. 248 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,666 - I told you you should have worn those glasses. 249 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:09,546 - Yeah, well, they hurt my eyes, and they made me look like that politician. 250 00:14:09,546 --> 00:14:14,226 - That's the point, Michael. Find Dennis Green, say hi, and let's get out of here. 251 00:14:14,226 --> 00:14:16,826 I'll keep a lookout for Magnus. 252 00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:19,706 - OK. Dennis Green. 253 00:14:19,706 --> 00:14:21,706 Where are you? 254 00:14:22,906 --> 00:14:24,906 Oh. 255 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:27,346 Great party, huh? 256 00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:29,346 - You can say that again. 257 00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,706 - Great party, huh? 258 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,346 - Yeah. 259 00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:36,666 - Can you hear me? - Yes, I can hear you. 260 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,466 I'm responding. - Oh, yeah. 261 00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:42,346 I'm― I'm, uh, Jim Marshall. 262 00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:44,506 I'm a― I'm a politician. 263 00:14:44,506 --> 00:14:46,986 - Nice to meet you. I'm Robert. 264 00:14:47,906 --> 00:14:51,306 - Do you live in Auckland? - Yes, but I am from Uganda. 265 00:14:51,306 --> 00:14:53,946 We came here two years ago as refugees. 266 00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:55,426 - Oh, wow. 267 00:14:55,426 --> 00:14:59,026 - Dad, these two men are from the group I was telling youabout. 268 00:14:59,026 --> 00:15:02,706 the Dorian Society, New Zealand's first organisation for gay men. 269 00:15:02,706 --> 00:15:03,986 - Oh, I see. 270 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,986 Very, very cool. 271 00:15:06,386 --> 00:15:08,666 - Who's your friend? - The name's Jim Marshall. 272 00:15:08,666 --> 00:15:10,786 - The politician? - The very same. 273 00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,786 - Wow. - You know my work. 274 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:21,146 - Of course I do. You campaigned to stop New Zealand from accepting refugees with disabili 275 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,746 - Did I? - Yeah. 276 00:15:25,946 --> 00:15:27,626 - Sorry. 277 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:32,346 - You also killed the Crimes Amendment Bill, which would have legalised being gay. 278 00:15:32,346 --> 00:15:35,066 - What the hell, man? - What's your problem? 279 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,106 - I just― 280 00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,106 - You just... what? 281 00:15:38,266 --> 00:15:40,626 - I guess I just don't like... 282 00:15:40,626 --> 00:15:42,626 - Yeah? 283 00:15:43,706 --> 00:15:45,306 - People who are different to me. 284 00:15:45,306 --> 00:15:47,506 - Like who? Specifically. 285 00:15:50,626 --> 00:15:52,866 - Gay people and disabled refugees. 286 00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:54,866 - Whoa! - My goodness. 287 00:15:54,986 --> 00:15:56,986 - You are a piece of shit. 288 00:15:57,026 --> 00:16:00,706 - Get me away from this scumbag piece of shit. 289 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:08,906 - Michael? 290 00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:11,106 - Isabel. I'm undercover. 291 00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:12,986 My name is Jim Marshall. 292 00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:15,466 - Oh, sorry. Hi. Jim Marshall. 293 00:16:17,906 --> 00:16:19,186 - What are you doing here? 294 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,866 - Uh, my boyfriend got an invite. 295 00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:27,266 - Oh, sorry if it's not appropriate, but I thought you guys had broken up. 296 00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:31,546 - We had, but then I apologised about the whole shoes in the bed thing. 297 00:16:31,546 --> 00:16:33,626 And now we are back together. 298 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:37,386 - He sounds amazing. Where is this incredible guy? 299 00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:39,666 - Uh, that's him over there. 300 00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:42,426 - I'm not getting in until you get in. 301 00:16:42,426 --> 00:16:45,266 OK. It's warm. It's good. 302 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,906 Isabelle! 303 00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:52,826 - He looks awesome. - He's drunk. 304 00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:54,186 - Get in here! 305 00:16:54,186 --> 00:16:57,346 - I should probably go get him out of the fountain. 306 00:16:57,346 --> 00:17:01,026 Well, a pleasure to see you, Mr Jim Marshall. 307 00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,786 - You too, Mr Jim Marshall. 308 00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,146 - You're Jim Marshall. 309 00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:08,066 - Oh, yeah. - I'm Isabelle. 310 00:17:08,066 --> 00:17:11,346 - Sorry. - From the office. - I remember. 311 00:17:11,466 --> 00:17:13,466 See ya. - Bye. - Bye. 312 00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:23,666 - Michael, we found Dennis Green. 313 00:17:24,026 --> 00:17:26,106 Find out what his plan is. 314 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,346 - Oh, crap. 315 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,426 Sue, we may have a problem. 316 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,786 - Jimmy, boy. - Dennis, boy. 317 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:58,586 - Glad you could make it. 318 00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,586 Of course. 319 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,866 - What do you mean, you lost him? 320 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:06,226 Well, he can't have gone far. 321 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:08,226 Probably. 322 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:10,586 Jim. Jim. 323 00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:14,906 Jim! 324 00:18:14,906 --> 00:18:16,546 - You really helped the cause today. 325 00:18:16,546 --> 00:18:19,946 - And if I may be so bold, what is the cause? 326 00:18:20,706 --> 00:18:23,226 - You're on the right side. That's all you need to know. 327 00:18:23,226 --> 00:18:24,346 - Really? 328 00:18:24,346 --> 00:18:26,146 - New Zealand is dying. 329 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,426 And a golden dawn is coming. 330 00:18:28,986 --> 00:18:30,986 A green and golden dawn. 331 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:35,906 Can we help you? 332 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:37,906 - My name is― 333 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:41,586 - Why did you do that? - He was weird. 334 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:45,186 - And you had me on edge by talking all scary. 335 00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:49,706 I'm going to go now. But it's great seeing you again. 336 00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:54,106 - Jim, where are you, mate? 337 00:18:54,106 --> 00:18:55,586 (TWIG SNAPS) 338 00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:58,666 Oh my gosh. Wow. You really scared me. 339 00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:03,666 Oh, wow, that was crazy. 340 00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:06,346 What are you doing here? 341 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,946 Why are you― 342 00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,386 - Oh. 343 00:19:19,386 --> 00:19:21,386 - Oh, sorry. 344 00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:24,226 Hi, Jim Marshall. 345 00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:27,146 - What's wrong? 346 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:29,546 - Ricky broke up with me again. 347 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:32,066 And this time it's forever, I think. 348 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:33,906 - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 349 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:37,386 - I know. There's plenty more fish in the sea. 350 00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:39,986 - No, I wasn't going to say that. 351 00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,986 There are plenty more fish in the sea. But every fish is different. 352 00:19:42,986 --> 00:19:44,986 And you liked that fish. 353 00:19:46,026 --> 00:19:48,026 - Do you have a tissue? 354 00:19:48,066 --> 00:19:50,266 - No, but you could use my bow tie. 355 00:19:50,266 --> 00:19:52,266 - It's OK. 356 00:19:54,066 --> 00:19:55,746 - Here. 357 00:19:55,746 --> 00:19:59,146 - Thank you, Michael. You're a good fish. 358 00:20:00,986 --> 00:20:02,986 - Hey. 359 00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:07,906 Are you the guy who hates gay people and disabled refugees? 360 00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,786 - (SIGHS) 361 00:20:09,786 --> 00:20:11,786 Yes. - What? 362 00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:15,546 - You got 10 seconds to get out of here before we kick your arse. 10... 363 00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:20,066 - OK, I might have to go now, but please know that I don't hate gay people or disabled refugees 364 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,626 - But you just said that you do. 365 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,146 - I don't have time to explain, 366 00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:27,546 but you are one of the most wonderful and most beautiful fishes in the whole ocean. 367 00:20:27,546 --> 00:20:31,586 And anyone would be so unbelievably lucky to catch you on a hook or in their net. 368 00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:33,586 OK, I gotta go. 369 00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:36,586 (ROMANTIC MUSIC) 370 00:20:41,426 --> 00:20:44,426 - will come our way. 371 00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:48,826 gonna happen today. 372 00:20:50,706 --> 00:20:55,746 I'd tell you everything. 373 00:20:57,146 --> 00:21:00,746 374 00:21:01,106 --> 00:21:03,106 375 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,946 376 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,666 in disguise. 377 00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:15,146 378 00:21:16,226 --> 00:21:20,306 gonna happen today. 379 00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,546 380 00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:30,826 will come our way. 381 00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:34,106 Captions by Maia Carr Heke. 382 00:21:34,106 --> 00:21:38,106 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 383 00:21:38,106 --> 00:21:41,186 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026